Check this out! An online retailer is selling an "Album Side Table" with a "faux-album surface." I'm sure that there are a few AAX users who will be interested in owning one of these.
This item comes from Bughouse Art + Design and sells for $450. There is a DJ turntable coffee table that looks like it would go along with it. I can read Led Zeppelin, Paul Simon, The Jackson 5 and several other artists on the "faux spines" in the photo.